Finishing Static

Going to finish this goddamn thing hook or by crook...

I realize some out there are wondering why the blue fuck is this guy making a static shock fan film.

Well? Why not? You all are making porn. No lack of that... And because it's cool. I like static shock, grew up on the show. I like Star wars, grew up on that. I like spielberg movies, grew up on that. So I want to make movies too. It's like not even hard to figure out.

The shit that you see and experience as a kid is what you end up doing most likely when you're older.

Here's all the stuff that needs to get done.

Need to grow my hair out so that I look like Static

Then we need to get shots of me walking around and stuff.

More shots of static falling and shit.

Then the real fun begins. I always intended to get HUGE as a kid, so now I know how to do it. So I'm going to put myself through rigorous training to build my muscles. Going to need to shock the muscles so they don't get used to the same routine. Similar to Mark Walberg for Pain and Gain, gotta give it up to my nigga he got shredded for that film.

I'm going to get MASSIVE. Biggest I've ever been.  I'm a little fucking twig. I go to the gym and there are guys there who look like fucking tanks.

Embarrassing to say the least...

Not saying I want to get ridigulous like that bodybuilder airforce guy, but I WILL beyond a shred of doubt get ripped.

Then I'm going to grab some ass and fuck ASS. White girl ass.