The Monkey King

Am I the Monkey King?

I dunno... probably... Legend is that every generation someone is born who is the re-incarnation of the Monkey King.

These are men who are "different" than ordinary men. Special powers are bestowed onto these people. In fact yes, there is something special about me. I always knew it. Just never knew what to call it until now.

I suppose I am like him to a large degree. Same facial features, same sense of humor, same Agility, and ultimately same outlook on life. Wanna play and wanna have fun...

I can feel something inside of me, always have, this fire. This spirit.

Sounds kinda racist to call myself a monkey, but far from it. This is serious stuff. Look at other Monkey Kings. Look at Jackie Chan. Look at Walt Disney, Robin Williams, all monkey Kings.0

Oh and of course Stephen Chow

What's it mean to be a monkey king? You're a beacon of hope for humanity. You look on the bright side of life, always. You're serious when necessary but you always try to have fun and laugh at life.

It's strange twist of worlds. As a kid, I always tried to have fun and play with toys and watch cartoons. Now as a man,  everybody seems to view life as this bag of shit and nothing is fun except fucking....

Gotta be kidding me... Life wasn't like that when I was little at all... Yeah I got a sense now and again of the cruel world we live in. But no way can you tell me that life is just shit on top of shit now adays... with no fun to be had. Gotta be kidding me goddamnit.

It's these FUCKING COLLEGE GRADUATES. They get their degree and all they want to do is have a fucking lengthy debate with you on politics. And all you're thinking about is sucking a titty.

Yeah, maybe I'm not super fucking smart like YOU. YOU WIN. Anyway I'm looking at this gorgeous latina girl's ass and dreaming of licking her butt crack.

What are YOU doing?

My sincerest apologies for not being a complete fuddy duddy like YOU....