uniform time

awesome sauce with candy and lemon dropssssssssssssssss...

looks like I really am going to get this little security job. Not bad for a fucking retard like me. Not bad at all. I ain't budgin, I swear to GOD. Going to stick to this job like monkey glue.

I always wanted to just go to work, be a normal person. Why is that so hard to get for me, I'll never know.

But anways... going to get my uniform tomorrow. Then see about how it fits. Then going to earn hopefully 11 bucks an hour on full time schedule.

Now here's the funny part. If maybe I end up going back to delta. I'll have to train for 2 weeks from like 8 in the morning to 4 in the after noon.

Thin about working security is that there's no gurantees at this job. You could be on mornings, nights, any days, it's up to the company. You don't get to choose what schedule you're on. It's the ultimate fuck you kind of a job. However the good part is that at some point you'll most likely end up doing overtime and overtime will pay out the asssssssss. It's like winning the lottery.

So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to be good and do my job and if they have overtime available because theyre's no one around to take over your shift, I'm eating that bitch up like it's goddamn cake I swear to jesus.