HOLY SHIT I'm a postal worker, well, a real one...

I already work the post office and I love the job, it's just not a job really, you do stupid kindergarten level stuff and get paid 13 dollars an hour, jesus that's a great life to live...

Well I'm going to be officially carrying mail now. Might as well experience it before transfering to one of the what they call "country clubs" of the post office. All those big USPS plants you see, it's like a vacation in there. I mean not to put those guys down, they work, and it's a task to stand up for hours, but I've had a REAL job, that's not a REAL job...

Despite some dickfuck stealing my scooter, I'll move on and buy a new one and work the route as a mail carrier and earn a shit load of money. See ya!!!

Nigga stole my scooter!!!

Gotta love the bronx. If you're white and you live faaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from black population, feel no shame in that, just don't.

Black people don't give a fuck, rip off everything you got and walk away smiling. Stole my scooter right from inside my front door area, wow, must have been scouting me for days seeing where I parked it before ripping it.

Fucking great, fucking beautiful world this is. DO NOT, live near black people if you're white or anything else, won't feel safe at night. Just won't... sad thing to say...

thoughts on new power rangers...

So here I stand. I mean, I'm excited for the new movie. I'm 29 baby. was 11 years old when I first got the power rangers movie on vhs and just had the best time of my life. I'll always love that movie unabashedly and without any feeling of shame, it's just THAT's what life was all about in the 90s. Power rangers, and just having a fun ass time at the movies, and what an experience.

And NOW I'm finally going to see the power rangers movie for REAL at the movies. I mean, just WOW, never thought I'd get to this point. Never thought they'd make a new movie. Let me just say thanks to SABAN, for all of it, even the shitty seasons of power rangers, yall were like a huge warm hug to me as a kid sitting back and watching all the saban shows back then....

New star wars, new power rangers, new independence day, GOOD GOD, what a life I've lived. I mean I was just doing nothing, just watching these movies cuz I loved movies, now they're all turning around and making sequels.

I'm like, hoping to see the original rangers make guest appearances. They Do not have to be the original characters but similar to the ghost busters reboot, it'd be very nice to get as many of them in the movie as cameos as possible.

What else, dunno, just yeah, the new actors. Again much like with the new star wars actors, I don't know these guys. They're casting uknowns so you don't go see the movie expecting anything at all. you just watch the characters being themselves and have no outside influences on it. Fine.

They say it's going to be linked to the current power rangers show which I have no clue about, but I hope they pay us long time fans some respect and base it on mighty morphin. That's what I played with after school, don't give a shit about the new team, and never will.

Mighty Morphin or nothing....

what will I do if I get paid...

Thinking about this on the way home from work yesterday. What would I do with maybe a hundred grand salary for playing Lando in the Han Solo movie.

What would I do with real money and not the tiny pittance I get as a mail man that I am now...

Yunno, I don't have a damn clue. I'll be honest.

It's like, I look at celebrities who started out just like me then suddenly got famous and became rich and what they do and the lives they live and how much they seem to be enjoying their money it's amazing. I mean first example is Jason David Frank. He's rich, never tells anyone how rich he is, but NO the dude has money and I don't think he even has a regular job, just hangs out raising his daughter and being rich as fuck.

I suppose that'd be me too. If I had money money money money and didn't have to struggle I'd feel no fear in starting a family.

But I'm also an artist. I have these dreams and concepts and inventions that I do indeed want to get made and put together. If I had it my way I'd get into the film making business since I can actually sit for hours coming up with art and sketches and making my dreams a reality. It's like, how I think good film makers work. I can't say I'm a fan of the way hollywood has become such a machine grinding out the next big stupid money maker year after year. I mean it's business, yes, but it's also artless and means nothing.

Art has a purpose. It enriches us, makes us think, wonder, ask questions. We NEED art. Can't just be making these cash grab movies.

So yeah I'd of course start a savings account and not touch that money and just let it grow through interest. But I'd also maybe try to get my start in film making and becoming a director with the money I get. It'd be a tough journey but I know I got skills in that department... just need to actually go forward and soldier through with it in the end...

But yeah I mean, the thing I'd do with real substantial amount of money is start investing wisely with it and try to make it grow larger. I mean that's the name of the game with stocks. Find the right company and if they do great, you get paid.

I don't know. Never had real money but I hoped to one day, always hoped to... looks like I have a chance to get there. I mean I don't think they should dare make that movie without me on board, I seriously don't... I AM Lando, I was born for it, there's no question in my mind... I want to get on set and start filming this shit right the FUCK now, and stop waiting for it....

My continued thoughts on being cast as Lando

I mean, I'm here. Phil, Chris, OBVIOUSLY people will see the movie you guys make no matter what it is, star wars is insta-money...

You WILL need a Lando, by all means check out my youtube page and see how damn freakishly close I look to Billy Dee.

I'm willing to do it, by any means necessary deliver a great performance that will be truly memorable and perhaps live up to the original Lando from ESB that Billy Dee masterfully created...

I just feel down and frustrated by the way "oh now that this dude's over 18 let's kick his ass" attitude of this world. I've ALWAYS gotten my ass kicked. I mean, say whatever you want, but going through my childhood makes my life now seem rather peaceful and quiet in comparison.

I just hope they give me an email, or at least make some kind of announcement in the press that they're looking for Lando. I will drop everything and fly out to the audition and fucking give my life to it, even if I don't get the part, I don't care, it means that much to me...

Force Awakens will be great and utterly make no sense...

There's like no story left after RotJ, there really isn't. That's what irks me about this movie. Yeah the trailers are beating us all over the head with OMG it's stuff that looks like star wars and for fuck's sake the Sith is still going strong despite them being totally raped to shreds in RotJ by Luke Skywalker and crew.

I mean of course I'm stoked for the movie, of course I am. I want to wash my ass clean of the prequels I dipped myself in for years, I want to go see a really actually well damn made star wars movie and not George Lucas not giving a shit, movie, that he gave us, that's what I want...

But I mean it's plain as paper. RotJ ended the story of Darth Vader. To see this new star wars movie pimp the fact that yeah these new characters are just ambling about in a star wars universe with no darth vader and no emperor, but hey this jackass with a hard on for vader is kinda annoying, that's all this movie is right now. To me it seems like if Luke, or even Leia for that matter just kicked Kylo Ren's Sith wannabe ass, the movie's fucking over...

Why the hell are Rey and Finn and Poe scared of this guy? He's Sith-lite-beer. Come on... The rebels ressoundingly won. There SHOULD be a new jedi order established to protect the new republic now. This kylo guy can show up and then 50 new jedi trained by Luke will erase his dumb ass in five minutes tops...

So I'm confused and just lost by this movie. If you actually sit and think about it, it really makes no fucking sense why anyone feels threatened by the re-emergence of the sith or Empire. If indeed Luke built up an army of Jedi, he's got this shit, and will wipe out the new sith in no time...

So, ok, I'll bite, you got my interest, but you got to figure out a way to make it seem like there's a goddamn reason everybody looks scared pissless of this kylo fucker. I mean all I'm getting from him is annoying ding dong vader fanboy. What is he? The clone of the emperor like in the EU? There ya go, that'll make him something to sneeze at. Is he indeed Darth Maul as people speculate? Technically Maul did return and he hasn't been heard from since the clone wars cartoon and he is the last surviving sith lord...

So they got to figure this shit out or I'll be kinda feeling confused by this sudden OMG there's a new sith threat attitude from the utterly victorious and fully in control Republic that exist now. I mean the EU's been TRYING for years to make up some bullshit that could compare to the rebels fight against the empire and they came up fucking short every single time. What the hell does this new villain have that's got anything on what the emperor brought, I really want to know...

What I love about my job

I'm a mail man now. I'm hoping to make that my career forever, fuck it. Why go after more dramatic big ridiculous jobs, I'm nobody special at all... Yeah I want to play Lando, I believe it's my destiny but I'm a small fish in a huge fucking pond, brother, it'd be damn miracle by GOD himself for that to happen.

So I'm good where I'm at. It's not dramatic, it's just pick this shit up and put it over there all day, but OK, that's fine with me...

And the pay is very nice. Why go crazy and try to be a big shot, when I'm at a good spot... Doesn't make sense.

I love jobs like that. Show up, pretend to give a fuck about the job, then watch the money rain. Beautiful, just beautiful...

Force awakens

All I can say is bravo jj. Looks glorious... Looks like a dream come true for us the star wars retards of the world.

It's all so overwhelming right now. I did NOT think new star wars would be on the way, did NOT.

Looks very nice, like they definitely spared no expense at all. I think I'm gonna have a blast with this movie, might just run through the prequels and OT all over again before seeing it so I have the full star wars experience. Problem is the prequels really are a load of ass so that's gonna make it hard to have to stomach them before seeing the classics.

I'm gonna be smart this time, went through the whole Prequel run without saving one ticket stub, genius. So this time I'm gonna collect all the stubs from each of these movies and put them away and have my collection forever, not gonna be an idiot here.

So what the hell did I just watch in that trailer?

Well I definitely think it's a star wars movie, that's the great thing about it. I know star wars, I know how it's supposed to feel and they captured that star wars spirit in just that trailer alone, just the way poe taps finn on the shoulder, pure star wars, the awkward robot just hanging out in the shot for no reason, pure star wars, the rey character is very much a star wars looking character whatever that means, but she'd fit right at home in any of the OT so I bought it. Finn I still don't know much about and that's weird, we really need to understand him and his story if this movie's focused on him primarily and we follow his journey from the start to the end while he encounters luke, han, and leia on the way, and apparently boba fett will show up. That is going to kick ass if boba fucking redeems himself in this movie.

This is a huge undertaking for JJ and I DO NOT Envy his position. If he even just kinda faulters in this film, he's going to lose us as a fanbase, that's the pressure he's under. But he's already made 2 star wars movies called Star trek and Star Trek into Darkness. When you look at it that way, there's nothing to worry about really...

Oh shit, I got to tell Mark Hamill the trailer blew me away and congrats.... Forgot the dude's hanging out on twitter all the time...

For the love of JESUS, thank you Disney, you did good.

First day of work.

Goddamn is one of the girls in my class ridiculously fucking hot as hell. Why do bitches like that just hang out around regular guys like us, what's up with that. Go become a model or something...

Just earned some money finally so I got money coming in now. And soon enough going to get the CCA position at the post office and then work my way into full time regular mail carrier. I hope, fucking looks like a heaven on a bun, that job.

I think about playing Lando all day prettymuch. It's like this. I KNOW lucasfilm is aware of my intentions. I'll tell them only this... IF you want people to go see the movie and get the sense that they're really watching a young billy dee playing Lando again, you HAVE TO cast me. I'm his twin, there's no getting around it. If you cast ding dong doodle from kentucky for it, and people go see the movie and are basically watching lando-lite, then you failed, and it's not my problem.

Daniel Logan to play Boba in Han Solo Spinoff film?

Been on Daniel's Facebook page.

What can I say, sadly I dedicated many stupid years to the prequels and so I know way too much about those movies. I wonder how he feels about them now as an adult. I mean it's gotta be great to become a part of the star wars phenomenon no matter what but he f'n played THE boba fett, it's a bigger deal than just playing jedi baby or something.

So he's been getting fan interest in returning for the part for some continued Boba action in the new star wars movies.

I'm thinking, yeah they could call him up for him to do it out of a fanboy type of thing. Or better yet have him play young boba in Han Solo anthology film... I mean it'd make sense, but then again this whole new star wars deal is kinda seeming to want to divorce itself from the prequels as much as possible.

And honestly Boba IS supposed to look like Temura, not an older Daniel Logan.

Me personally, give a dude a second chance at playing Boba, this time in a quality movie. And most likely he'll never have his helmet off anyway. It'd just be a little trivia thing, oh the kid who played boba later played him again in the spin-off movie.

I'm down with that and he's already got lucasfilm's number on speed dial and he's still playing boba in the cartoon, so yeah, not saying I want the new star wars movies to be beholden to the PT much, but he's one of the few good things about them in the end. I mean I enjoyed him as a kid. I enjoyed his Boba, nothing wrong with it. Would have gone a different direction with the PT overall, but Boba's character was hardly one of the issues with it.

If they ask him to come join us making the han solo movie, that'd be cool.

fixing battlefront

I think I'm done with the beta. It's like a sorry tragic thing to play as the rebels in the Hoth game, they stand such a weak chance of winning. They can win but the guys playing as the empire have to really suck for that to happen basically.

If they don't, they'll be smart, constantly abuse their ridiculous advantage and use the At-ST whenver possible. Jump in and pilot the AT-AT and just lay down a billion orbital strikes, on and on, they have it made in the shade in that level.

And yeah it's movie accurate that the rebels and empire use red laser fire, yeah, but it'd be so convenient for the player if they could figure out who's shooting at them like in BF2. You knew who's fire was who's in that game because the lasers were different looking colors, it couldn't hurt. Time and again it's a tough call to figure out who's fire is going past my ass.

I will pre-order and enjoy this thing when it finally gets put out though, just waiting to get started at a new job right now...

So in a nutshell what do they need to do to improve this game:

Make the Hero REALLY f'n powerful. Like it takes a long time to bring one down. I don't like how they're copying the same hero failure as BF2. In BF1 which this game is actually a remake of, the hero was nearly invincible. It took like 5 mines to get rid of that mother fucker. When they called in the hero, you shit yourself. I want that feeling back, damit. And the hero should go to the most Leet player, none of this random shit. I liked having to earn that shit, not have some complete scrub just randomly get it like it is now... gotta be joking.

Flight controls need to go. I don't like them and it's just not feeling like I"m flying, I'm just controlling the direction this thing is able to move in... no good.

Lightsaber health bar. I mean this just shocks me. I become the hero and it's a bland google looking health bar as my health bar? Oh hell no... If you listen to nothing else us fanboys are crying about, this is it.

I don't know, people say the prone position slows down the game flow, couldn't hurt to me, most shooters have it, even Call of Duty which is far more an arcade shooter than this one, yet this one doesn't?

If indeed this is a very arcady battlefront they're making, give us a slight aim assist option to compensate for the latency of the controller movement. It's like your not bad at aiming, but the controller moves too slow and can't keep up with your thumbs, so a little aim assist, not beast mode but just enough to nudge the reticule to the target batter would be ideal.

Hero movements needs to be updated At least in Bf2 you could leap accross the map and do flips and stuff. WHY the hell did they change that? Where's the flips? Where's Vader's Hover power. Where's the Force JUMP. Where Jedi can jump even higher after jumping? These are real jedi powers, they're not just videgame stuff. In episode 1, Obiwan and Quigon do a super fast jedi sprint. why'd you take that out? In Empire Luke does a super fast Jedi jump. Why'd you take it out? The jedi can flip all over the place with their powers. Why'd you take it out? It's legit, just keep it in there.

What else, yeah some people say the empire and rebels should not be using the same weapons, very true, they don't get their guns from Blaster-R-Us...

EA you have the BEST star wars game ever made on the horizon, you really fucking do. You're so close, it's driving me nuts that there's little things that still have to be worked on, but when you do, congratulations, baby, you've done it, you've made the best star wars game, ever...

Found Battlefront Glitch, and further thoughts on improvement...

It's a kinda bump mapping glitch I guess. Was in the AT AT doing my thang then when time ran out, I exited into this ditch of nothingness. 

As far as how they can improve the game. 

I think allowing us to have the snow speeder ON DEMAND rather than wait for an icon to pop up would be the better thing. I mean come on... The At At will be on its way to the shield generator it never stops. So why is it tougher for the rebels to get the one type of ship that can single handedly drop them? Makes no sense. People in comments are saying the Rebels have it waaaay worse than the Empire and will take a miracle to defeat them, damn agreed there. Damn agreed.

What else... Like all the vehicles should just be on the map at some place and you can just go get them if necessary, not have them be icons. BF2 is superior in this department. That whole cutscene with the guy kneeling to pray to jesus and then the magical space craft comes out of no where is Sooooooooo lame... I'm already sick of it...

I want the taun taun back. I mean why not, it's Hoth, its star wars, it's awesome. 

And if they don't fix the hero health bar to be a light saber as per star wars videogame tradition, I'm considering that to be a HUGE oversight, huge. Please rectify this...

How to get more aggressive in pursuing the Lando Role

I dON"T F'n KNOW, man!!!

I mean one cool thing about today's world vs my childhood is that everybody knows the smell of each other's underwear now...

I can indeed get in direct contact with Phil and Chris, they're on Twitter, I can just shoot them a message saying let me play this lando shit fo yo asses...

I'll pray for it to. I haven't prayed in a long time, long time, but I still keep the faith, have no reason not to really.

I just think yeah, you got me, you got Anthony, you got JTT. Couldn't be in a more favorable position to make a star wars spinoff film, just couldn't.

So... Pan bombed, not that I didn't expect that, but wow, I'm a nutty crazy hugh Jackman fan, sad to see him work so hard for nothing, really is...

Well I'll give it everything I got. I'll do what I can, baby. I don't know. I DO and Don't really want the money either. I mean, being f'n crazy wealthy after playing Lando would be nice, damn straight, but I just want to play him properly and not watch some other dude mess him up... Hell no, I don't want some other fucker to come in and bone up the role that I KNOW I can do with my eyes closed.

Raven Symone doesn't care about black people.

Who does?

I can't believe the uproar over her comments. She's saying she's not a fan of ghetto black culture, is that wrong?

You have to understand. Black people have standards too. It's like a white person saying he'll not hire a red neck, same shit.

This explosion of media craziness over it is retarded beyond words.

Just stupid.

Word on the continued College Shooting Gallery

Another shooting after the last one just like days later... wow.

Alright. I mean. I'm not a fan of college, never understood the thing, it's like santa clause. You're just told to go with it without question.

Lord knows the people who invented college are all dead and we just keep running it for no apparent reason that I can figure out.

The world is a different one from the days when college was put together. Simply put, I think one day there won't be college or even high school. You choose a profession, train for it at the company, and that's it. Why bother running around learning a bunch of things you'll forget in a week?

Shitty world this is. You can't feel safe at college where can you feel safe. Bring a gun to class, ladies and gentlemen. I dare say that's the only option now. If indeed you're at a safe as all hell high scale college doing your studies and being a good student, how the hell does that equate to getting a bullet to the face.

Now as for the guy who survived the shooting and delivered the asshole's message to the public which he should have tossed in the trash after wards. To Fullfill that dickwad's wishes after what he did, is WORSE than his acts of insane violence. But you did. You gave him what he wanted, like an idiot. I suppose he was traumatized and delivered the package as ordered without thinking about what he was doing.

If I was him and in that class room, I'd KILL that fucker with my bare hands. You think I'm joking? I can't believe they didn't gang up on him. Yeah 3 or so of you would die in the scuffle but you'd out number him and stomp his face in before he could kill anymore. I wouldn't go out on my knees in that shit, hell no...

So I'm reading CNN, obviously what the guy went through has psychologically unraveled him. He's now in a state where he's not feeling secure in his life anymore for obvious reasons and of course he's got PTSD after witnessing people die in front of him.

Would I be able to move on with life after seeing people die by gun shot. I don't know, I can only fantasize about being tough enough to brush it off. Never been in that situation though I've seen blood and injured people all my life, it's not particularly new to me, but never seen someone go down for real.

I don't know. Life is just a mess after elementary school a big stinking mess. Try to get laid, try to find peace however you can...

Thoughts on Harry Potter business model

We're done with Harry Potter and all that. I was what in 2000 13 or so when harry potter came out. It was a wonderful experience. I mean it was better I have to say than the star wars prequels ended up being. Imagine that, you got a series that is obviously heavily influenced by star wars that ends up being better more fun to watch than the actual star wars movies. I don't know what George was smoking when he made those films in the end. He's nuts.

But yeah I was thinking about how damn lame it is that we're not going to see more from the harry potter story anymore. All the actors made their millions and are now hanging out doing nothing or doing roles that in the end nobody cares about.

I mean I was thinking about the money side of things. They spent maybe total 300 mil on one film then it went and earned a world wide gross of damn something close to 800 mil. Unbelievable shit.

And they COULD have kept that free money ticket going except they had to end it because, well no more books. You can see why the last film was split in two. NO hell no, not to flesh out the story, so much shit was left out it's absurd, but they wanted to have double the money in the end.

And they damn well did. But even so. I mean it was a trip, why end something that was so friggin lucrative? I mean they went and made 3 big bloated retarded hobbit films because once again they had a free money ticket and just making one movie made no blasted sense...

We got new star wars on the horizon. The concept here is not only to feed JJ Abram's fanboy longing to make a star wars movie, but to also set up the potential to make star wars FOREVER.

When you think about it. It's genius. There's no end to star wars as far as any of us know. Yeah things did get tied up in RotJ but the EU's been having a field day coming up with shit to continue the story and of course the characters have a lot of story left to tell all things considered. Yeah they won the battle of Endor but now Luke has to figure out how to rebuild the jedi, something we never see and must have been a huge complex thing to accomplish. Does he? Does he start a new council, find force sensitive people, train them, re-build and then when the Sith return somehow he's got an army ready?

I hate to burst everyone's bubble about force awakens, but I mean I've been a fanboy my whole life. I've seen these types of movies. The original creator no longer making the movie. The studio wants more monnnnnnaaaay so they go ahead and forge forward with more movies no matter how off the mark they are. TERMINATOR!!!

The good thing is that practically EVERYONE involved with force awakens was THERE when they made star wars, so yeah lucas has been left in the dust, but it's not like this movies completely without anyone from the old crew, so it should definitely still feel and function like a star wars movie we knew before the prequels fucked us.

I don't know what the fuck I'm about to see with this movie... I just don't. I hope it's a bate and switch. We're all expecting a big sexy ridiculous over the top nostalgia fest of a star wars movie full of winks and nods to the OT and maybe tons of PT hate, but it's an actually movie, real deal, solid good movie like some shit that comes out in theaters and nobody sees but it's really well made shit.

That would blow me away. If the movie's actually a quiet independent film and not a star wars movie really. Kinda like with Superman Returns.

Will it be? HELL NO... Look at JJ's Shitty star trek movies. Big Loud, and STUPID. That's what he's going to give us.

But it is a huge artistic challenge, to bring star war back. To explore the new characters. Maybe even kill off some of the OT characters and shit...

How to improve battlefront...

Been playing the beta for a while now. Not too shabby, but still needs work... definitely going to be a huge seller though. Just the few moments of HOLY SHIT I'm in the middle of Empire Strikes back right now was worth the download.

Well.... Played as a hero a few times, really bad controls for the hero, need to fix that. Make him much more fluid and able to leap across the level like the hulk or something like that. Yeah you're a hero and I think the health bar this time stays full until you get killed, it doesn't just drain all by itself.

Also Either give the hero to the weakest or strongest player like in BF2. Random Hero icons on the map is just wtf to me. It should be a reward that you have to earn.

No prone position like in battlefield or cod. I know they're keeping things simple and arcadish with this game and not trying to create a complicated more indepth shooter, but it'd be nice to be able to lay down and minimize chances of getting hit.

Flight controls are a pain to figure out and I have yet to learn them, so I'm hoping they completely overhaul that shit. Again it's like the flight controls in battlefield, but worse. Just copy the control scheme from GTA why is that so hard? Why do DICE have to come up with their own shit that sucks?

What else... Revive would be a good addition. I don't like having to respawn every death. If a guy can just help you back up it'd be so much more fun and you'll develop a sense of team work. Why's that an issue?

About the vehicles again, I hope we can jump out of the vehicles and even use the other teams vehicles when we want to. Battlefield does this, BF2 did this, this game has no excuse not to.

Needs more cover spots, a lot more. Half the match is running out to the fight, then getting shot from the side or behind because you're just trying to get to the objective. Not your fault there's just nothing, no boxes, no equipment to hide behind as you make your way to the thingy ball.

I'll add more if I think of any, but so far the game is shaping up to be really impressive. No wampa in the hoth level though, would be so cool if a random wampa comes out and starts tearing everybody up...

Definitely need to incorporate a buddy/clan system and link it to your facebook account too so you can choose to join only friend's matches...

So much potential here so much... this is only the beginning of what will be the best star wars game ever made, IF they take my and many other fanboy's suggestions and fix a few things.

edit; More thoughts...

The jetpack needs to cost less and open at at least rank 3. It's sooo damn monumentally useful having it be such a tough thing to get while you struggle as a low level grunt for so long is just a piss poor design. Meaning when you play against higher rankers, they'll bounce all over the map and you'll be stuck running on foot? Gotta make it one of the first upgrades you can get.

I certainly hope they bring back land mines. And one thing star wars has a lot of is bottomless pits. If there's anything battlefront 2 had it's those long bottomless pits. The death star level being so full of them. It was great to knock guys over into the abyss. And it opens the door to creating traps where you can blow up a bridge or something. Will we get that? So far they haven't had any high points or indoor levels with large bottomless pits, so apparently they're not going to bother with that, but damnit it'd be so star wars and was one of the best things about bf2.

Also will we get the longer lasting jet pack? I hope so. I mean it'd make this game a perfect 10 if we could at least jet around the level instead of hopping across it.

Oh and for f's sake make the Hero health bar a light saber please. What is that copyrighted? Hell every health bar in a star wars game SHOULD be a light saber. Seeing it be this yellow thing from any shooter ever made is just embarassingly stupid.

Lando Headshot for Phil and Chris

I'm 29 right now. I'll be 30 in April next year. If you don't mind a 30 year old playing Lando in the movie, well, here I am. If indeed they're going to look for a like 15 year old or whatever for it, then I mean damn that sucks. But yeah Lando was always older than Han so it'd make sense if he is actually in his 20s when he first meets han...

What's great coming down the pipe...

Lots of cool stuff, I mean yeah baby... yeah...

Very excited for the new power rangers movie. It's like, I mean I'm a freak when it comes to power rangers.

Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Power Rangers, and any major super hero franchise, I'm on it...

Force Awakens looks like it's going to be a VERY VERY weird movie full of weird shit. I mean, I'm looking forward to it and of course it's doubtlessly going to murder the box office, forget it. I mean I can't think of any other movie that means as much as this one. It's going to fuck us all in the ass with a cactus.

Besides that movie, not much else looking as good. Yeah they're making ID 2 but to me it's like, after Avatar, after Transformers, Pacific Rim, After a billion movies we've gotten that have been like ID on steroids, what's the sequel going to bring to the table. It's got to be something else, man. I don't know. I watch ID now as an adult and look at it as what it was, a really big budget b-movie in the end. It's just big dumb fun which I don't mind. Being a kid in the 90s and experiencing such a euphoric explosion of just FUCK YEAH cinema, was a blast.

Well, we'll see. I don't know man. I'm fretting for Force Awakens. It's like they hired JJ because the dick was making star wars movies with star trek characters, so they finally said, OK, MAYBE this fucker should just make a star wars movie, durp...

I still will ALWAYS hold a place in my heart for Dragon Ball Evolution though... I don't care, yunno... I don't care what people say about me. That movie is ALL ABOUT who I am as an individual who I've been since I was a kid... So there ya go. I'm kinda the living embodiment of the Monkey King from Chinese Myth, I have to come to terms with that...

Will we see another live action Dragonball or what have you? Yunno Only thing I'll tell the studios is that it's THEIR fault that the live action dragonball didn't do well. IF you actually made a REAL dragonball movie with tons of amazing spectacle and super powers and fire balls flying everywhere, the movie would have just done fucking huge business. YOU DIDN'T. You made a very very gay tepid, watered down dragonball movie and you took it in the ass because you played it so soft. That's on you.

I'm not looking forward to the new ghostbusters movie, not one tiny bit and that's a huge let down to me. I dedicated my life to the series for so long it hurts to turn my back on this movie, but I'm more than confident it's going to be terrible and a movie people will want to forget happened like catwoman or something...

Ecto Cooler returns?

Will Hi-c pump out more Ecto-cooler cuz of  the new GB movie? I hope so. The thing is that finding old ecto cooler is super rare. There's like NONE on ebay and if you find one it'll cost you 500 dollars.

So yeah, it'd be nice to bring that shitty tasting stuff back. I'm not gonna lie. I had ecto cooler EVERY DAY at lunch and got sick of it, started going after strawberry hi c cuz I got sick of Ecto. Little did I know if I saved one of the boxes I'd have 500 dollars worth. The thing is that ecto cooler was always available by the bucket fulls. Nobody thought it'd ever get cancelled. Fuck all of us, nobody held on to them and just tossed them out. I mean what retards we were.

Bring it back... I beg you Hi-C. I mean yeah life goes on if we don't get it. But there IS a new GB movie. It would be a HUGE seller to people who enjoyed the original. It's pure win in the end.

I don't like the SPLAT

The retro nick block.

I don't understand the concept. When I was a kid and watching Nick, they showed ALL the old cartoons and shows at random times and it was never part of a "oh this is the old shit" block to separate it from the regular programming. It was just typical Nickelodeon shows. You either got into it or you didn't.

I mean if they air old episodes of All That, YES nobody's sporting a smart phone. And nobody's on the internet 24/7 but it's still NICK as it gets.

It's like how cartoon network still shows Dexter's Lab around the clock, probably because Gendy was a genius and created a genius show so it still gets ratings today.

I mean really are the old nick toons SOOOOOO old now? Did I miss something? I thought they were pretty darn modern age and practically timeless. What cartoon today compares to Invader Zim? None of them... They hardly if ever made pop culture refs that will be forgotten today. They were about the characters and the stories. It's the best way to make a cartoon so it can indeed last for maybe decades.

Like, I'm kinda furious about it. What if Cartoon Network did this. They show dexter and all the 90s stuff at random and don't shoe horn them into a retro block at all. Cuz the shows are still badass and in some ways BETTER than today's crop. Like if they showed Johnny Quest on tv these days, would a kid be like OMG it's a 90s show, pass.. HELL NO. He'll lose his shit saying OMG this show's the shit!!!

Yes I know, the CGI in the 90s shows looks like ps1 graphics, butt I'll watch any of those over today's bullshit, half baked, nonsense. They worked their ass off to create shows in the 90s because there was no internet. It was DO OR DIE to survive on television. That's why those shows are so good.

I don't understand the need to signify to kids that OH well back the 90s, that Kel fellow was quite popular and shit oh and there was no such thing as "LOL" people actually had to Laugh out Loud back then. Strange old ancient 90s. OH FUCK YOU. Seriously?

What's it like to almost be 30

Shitty.... Never thought about it what being older would be like. Only thing I knew was that I was always older mentally just never had the body to go with it. Now I do and it's not as cool as I thought.

thoughts on mary poppins 2

So disney's going to make this.

Is it because I requested they do. I hope so. I'll be totally honest. Mary Poppins is and was my life as a kid. I unabashedly love that movie, that and bambi. It's such a film that trancends its sugary apparance to be much much more than the surface. There's A LOT more going on in the film similar to the wizard of oz, it's one of those VERY deep clever films that's in the guise of some kids movie. I mean I just felt deep down that there was a much more complex serious meaning to the film than it showed...

Well they're going to make a part 2. My personal dream is that Dick Van Dyke plays some role in it as an old burt or if this takes place not long after the first movie, then he'll play some other role but at least he'll be in both of them. He taught me to dance, as you may have noticed, I dance because of him. I emulated everything he did as a kid. I wanted to be him.

Now he's like 90 and he will be gone soon... so if they make this movie they better get going, FAST.

what's up with these shootings...

This is aggravating. It's like why's college such a place where guys are going nuts and shooting everybody. Not that I give a damn. I'm never stepping foot in college ever again cuz it's obsolete. I can get all the same knowledge on piratebay if I wanted to. Why pay thousands for it?

If you have a kid and you are worried about them surviving college without getting filled with bullets on the way out of class, by all means look into an online university and let them get it through the web. We DO NOT live in the 1950s. The college system COULD all be revamped to basically work as an online course except for select on hand subjects, but that's about it... We have ebooks, wonderful tutorial videos on youtube, hell I think at some point years from now NO ONE will ever step foot in a class room.

Kinda sacrilegious, yes, tradition is tradition, but the internet has truly changed the playing field. Going to some school full of horny roudy young people will become a thing of the past.

I just don't understand the trend to simply go to college a safe haven from the real world and have guns pointed at you. Makes no sense. And on top of that, I'd expect at college you feel a sense of belonging to the upper crust since once you get through that stuff you'll make a hell of a lot of money. Why the drama? Don't understand it...

The hell? A ghostbusters Animated movie?

Wow, cool. I hope it's going to feature the originals and maybe have murray, Hudson, Potts, Moranis, Weaver, and Akroyd voice their parts.

That's what I'm try to say would be cool. To make videogames and cartoons based on old franchises but with the original actors voicing the roles since their onscreen appearance has changed so much.

I'll be personally A LOT less offended by the remake if they release a animated movie alongside it that functions as a sort of ghostbusters 3... It'd kinda be ideal in the end. Have your cake and eat it too sort of thing.

Good decision made there, to sorta rebound off the misstep of making a remake in the first place....

Life plan right now:

I'll plan shit out as far as I can from here forward. IF you're going to blog, use it as a planning board in my opinion.

1. get laid. With a blonde.

2. Finish my Static Shock trailer.

3. Get rolling on the Lando movie trailer. Now that I'm on facebook, I can release it to a larger audience in seconds more so than just releasing it on youtube and hoping some people see it in a search or whatever.

4. Get cracking on some of my comic book ideas if possible.

5. Hopefully get in contact with Lucasfilm about playing Lando. I mean, what a world now huh. Nobody just not knowing anything about each others whearabouts anymore, instantaneous connection to everybody's butt. So of course Lucasfilm knows about me, I have no doubt of that. Will they shoot me an email saying, wanna play lando for us really quick or just not give a shit about me and find some hispanic person and give them black features through make-up? I certainly hope not...

6. Lose weight and look great.

7. Not necessarily going to happen, but I do intend to learn maya and any kind of animation software out there... so we'll see how this all unfolds...

Nope not going to work for the usps

sucks this is the second rejection from them. I don't understand why. They're gonna need a strong young guy to get all that mail moved this season, what's the problem?

I'll try again, hell I'll keep trying till I get the job, fuck it... not gonna quit on this. I want to at least make real money in this life. Why's that so hard? Why's every job after high school capped at like 11 dollars an hour? How are you supposed to live on that in this world, somebody make sense of that?

Well what's going on with fast and furious right now. Vin diesel wants the original director back or whatever. I personally don't see much left for the series to go forward with anymore. It should have ended a long time ago but the final film was a good enough conclusion considering now everything has come full circle in the end, don't ya think. It started with paul and vin and it ends with paul and vin.

Now this new trilogy's going to feel really strange. You mean to say that vin's character's going to go on his own adventures and NEVER not once call up Paul's character to get him involved? That's going to make no sense at all...

But the studio smells money. they know what the public wants here and they're going to make these movies no matter how much it's going to be VERY strange that paul's character never shows up anymore after participating in all the movies besides tokyo drift.