Tuesday, October 6, 2015

What's great coming down the pipe...

Lots of cool stuff, I mean yeah baby... yeah...

Very excited for the new power rangers movie. It's like, I mean I'm a freak when it comes to power rangers.

Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Power Rangers, and any major super hero franchise, I'm on it...

Force Awakens looks like it's going to be a VERY VERY weird movie full of weird shit. I mean, I'm looking forward to it and of course it's doubtlessly going to murder the box office, forget it. I mean I can't think of any other movie that means as much as this one. It's going to fuck us all in the ass with a cactus.

Besides that movie, not much else looking as good. Yeah they're making ID 2 but to me it's like, after Avatar, after Transformers, Pacific Rim, After a billion movies we've gotten that have been like ID on steroids, what's the sequel going to bring to the table. It's got to be something else, man. I don't know. I watch ID now as an adult and look at it as what it was, a really big budget b-movie in the end. It's just big dumb fun which I don't mind. Being a kid in the 90s and experiencing such a euphoric explosion of just FUCK YEAH cinema, was a blast.

Well, we'll see. I don't know man. I'm fretting for Force Awakens. It's like they hired JJ because the dick was making star wars movies with star trek characters, so they finally said, OK, MAYBE this fucker should just make a star wars movie, durp...

I still will ALWAYS hold a place in my heart for Dragon Ball Evolution though... I don't care, yunno... I don't care what people say about me. That movie is ALL ABOUT who I am as an individual who I've been since I was a kid... So there ya go. I'm kinda the living embodiment of the Monkey King from Chinese Myth, I have to come to terms with that...

Will we see another live action Dragonball or what have you? Yunno Only thing I'll tell the studios is that it's THEIR fault that the live action dragonball didn't do well. IF you actually made a REAL dragonball movie with tons of amazing spectacle and super powers and fire balls flying everywhere, the movie would have just done fucking huge business. YOU DIDN'T. You made a very very gay tepid, watered down dragonball movie and you took it in the ass because you played it so soft. That's on you.

I'm not looking forward to the new ghostbusters movie, not one tiny bit and that's a huge let down to me. I dedicated my life to the series for so long it hurts to turn my back on this movie, but I'm more than confident it's going to be terrible and a movie people will want to forget happened like catwoman or something...






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