There's like no story left after RotJ, there really isn't. That's what irks me about this movie. Yeah the trailers are beating us all over the head with OMG it's stuff that looks like star wars and for fuck's sake the Sith is still going strong despite them being totally raped to shreds in RotJ by Luke Skywalker and crew.
I mean of course I'm stoked for the movie, of course I am. I want to wash my ass clean of the prequels I dipped myself in for years, I want to go see a really actually well damn made star wars movie and not George Lucas not giving a shit, movie, that he gave us, that's what I want...
But I mean it's plain as paper. RotJ ended the story of Darth Vader. To see this new star wars movie pimp the fact that yeah these new characters are just ambling about in a star wars universe with no darth vader and no emperor, but hey this jackass with a hard on for vader is kinda annoying, that's all this movie is right now. To me it seems like if Luke, or even Leia for that matter just kicked Kylo Ren's Sith wannabe ass, the movie's fucking over...
Why the hell are Rey and Finn and Poe scared of this guy? He's Sith-lite-beer. Come on... The rebels ressoundingly won. There SHOULD be a new jedi order established to protect the new republic now. This kylo guy can show up and then 50 new jedi trained by Luke will erase his dumb ass in five minutes tops...
So I'm confused and just lost by this movie. If you actually sit and think about it, it really makes no fucking sense why anyone feels threatened by the re-emergence of the sith or Empire. If indeed Luke built up an army of Jedi, he's got this shit, and will wipe out the new sith in no time...
So, ok, I'll bite, you got my interest, but you got to figure out a way to make it seem like there's a goddamn reason everybody looks scared pissless of this kylo fucker. I mean all I'm getting from him is annoying ding dong vader fanboy. What is he? The clone of the emperor like in the EU? There ya go, that'll make him something to sneeze at. Is he indeed Darth Maul as people speculate? Technically Maul did return and he hasn't been heard from since the clone wars cartoon and he is the last surviving sith lord...
So they got to figure this shit out or I'll be kinda feeling confused by this sudden OMG there's a new sith threat attitude from the utterly victorious and fully in control Republic that exist now. I mean the EU's been TRYING for years to make up some bullshit that could compare to the rebels fight against the empire and they came up fucking short every single time. What the hell does this new villain have that's got anything on what the emperor brought, I really want to know...
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