what to do when in the CBP

I dunno. Never really knew what I'd do as an old man in life. Figured I'd work in some shitty office job like everybody else, no big deal. The idea of jumping around in the border shooting people or some shit, is let's just say unexpected. I'm growing ever more bored with the waiting process for this application, unfortunately.

Ya serious? You guys have a high rate of attrition, for whatever reason. Just give a bunch of black guys a good salary and you'll have all those positions filled like yesturday...

Don't make no sense. It's because it's a job that requires you to have a brain.

Thank GOD, I'm a smart fucker. I honestly don't know the true limits of my intellect, haven't really tested it out, but it's no slouch. I'm right up the airforce's alley honestly. Shit, wish I was in there working on aircraft engines or some shit right now. I belong in there...

I belong inside some white girl's asshole too now that I think about it...

I've NEVER had more of a lust for pussy than now at 27. Sure I've always wanted to fuck a bitch, but it's like, I can't even think straight, just the sight of some butt cheeks gets me all horny as fuck.

Eh, that's life son....

Going to hopefully get into CBP. But that tsa fuck up might mess me up. I do and I don't really give a shit. I honestly like where I'm at. I just go to work and pretend to give a shit and get paid. Don't really see much reason to go running around in some academy some where and taking on a harder job than this. It's not bad to stick to a little company doing little shit imo. Why do something more than that? Ain't nothing wrong with being a mad relaxed out dude. But I do want the money.... ya dig? I wouldn't mind earning back that fat ass TSA paycheck and thensome...

Going to get an apartment and a moped to get to work on down in Hawaii. Then find some HOT asian girl down there with big massive milk filled titties and fuck that bitch all day. AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

FUCK YES.