Saturday, May 17, 2014

Getting in shape for Star wars

Maybe you all out there in the world think I'm a weirdo or whatever, but this is how I do things. I like to have fun with life and look on the bright side like Goku in dragonball.

You can have your opinion about me all day, doesn't matter, man. I'm just going to do what I know to be true.

And what I'm going to do is make myself into a GOD for the final Star Wars movies.

I NEVER fucking would have even began to think we'd get more star wars after the last trilogy, but here I stand, not dead yet, and they're forging forward shooting new star wars with the original cast. It's both very exciting and very potentially going to be a disaster. I mean, you can't bring back the old cast and then make a giant pile of shit. You just can't.

I'll let you all have a little clue about me. I've been into star wars since 97, began using the web heavily for star wars info around 99. I'm 28 now. I started this kind of star wars shit back around the age of 12.

I'm still here to this day at 28, and the internet hasn't aged a day. One of the saddest aspects of online life is that you can honest to GOD go back to an old forum and hang out there just like you did at the age of 12.

I could if I wanted to go back to all the old forums and hang out there and just post just like I did back as a kid. And that's who's on these boards. You mods out there have to take note that the boards like for superheros and star wars are going to be filled with kids on a daily basis. That's their whole life, they go fuck around in school, then all they want to do after that is have fun discussing bullshit. So the idea of hammering people online like some lawyer will never fly in the face of the fact that there's like fucking 11 year olds hanging out at most of these boards.

Hell I'm in that same I think vein although I'm considered a full grown adult but I'm still figuring out life all the same, really and truth be told, this world is above and beyond massively complex for me to make sense of . You get old enough and suddenly you have to dodge bullets and just recently I nearly got run over by a car and so on and so forth. I don't know what to do with time and life except for my passions which is time travel and star wars AND ASS.

Nothing else I honestly want to do more than rip a girl's clothes off and just fuck her silly. Yunno. Who doesn't? Everybody wants to have sex. I don't know why we're even discussing that like it's any kind of political issue. It's like, discussing fucking whether you want to eat a burger or something. Sex is MANDATORY. You can't fucking say no to it. Nobody can. And dammit we try, but it's not possible. From the moment the fluids start flowing as a kid, to the day you find a mate and eventually get her pumped full of sauce. It's inevitable. It's like a universal thing. EVERYBODY has to submit that sex is EVERYTHING. There really HONESTLY is nothing else to do with our lives but pound booty.

But anyway I'm ging to get in massive fucking SHAPE for the final star wars movies. GODDAMIT i WILL!!!! I have to look good for Star WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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