Saturday, May 3, 2014

Thoughts on GTA V

Well I'm just hanging out in my room as usual. It's like this, been using the web since 8th grade. You may not like it but the majority of the people using forums across the web are punk kids like I was back then. They come on line, search for porn, and then search for movie news or some shit.

So even though I'm damn near my 30s I still do the same shit. Look at movie news and porn.

And play videogames. Ain't nothin changed about me gotta say, still doing the same old shit. Playing videogames, and jackin off.

But at least now I have somewhere to post my thoughts on them. Don't know if you care, probably don't. I realize it's like, there's no gurantees in this world. Nobody owes nobody nothing. Everythings money, and that's what I'm going to bank on. Earning a substantial amount of money as I get older so I don't have to worry about shit. Like my cousin. He's extremely wealthy, has it all. And he has a daughter etc. If I can be like him, FUCK YEAH.

28 motherfucking years old motherfucker. Gotta say, I don't feel no different. Still just a horny fucker trying to pound ass. Goddamn. Yunno, I just want to dip my dick into some girl's ass hole so fucking bad, man. And I want to just give her a good goddamn time, that's what I want to do.

It ain't about animalistically raping a girl. No, what I want to do is make her happy. I want to give her a good life, all that crap. Cuz I've seen what guys do to girls all the time. And I wasn't taught to be like that and I don't condone it either. I want to fucking treat a girl with love and respect and all that shit....

So I got GTA V and I gotta say as a true fan of the GTA Series and let me be clear, I know EVERYTHING about GTA. So I'm the guy to come to to understand the complexity of the series etc. It's a monumental game, and that's putting it lightly. This singular game changed EVERYTHING about gaming to this very day. And that's not even half of the full specttrum of what GTA has given to the world of gaming. To create a game where you choose to either play the mission or sit back and just relax and do nothing is absolutely amazing to me. I played every system growing up, that I could find and to this day nothing has amazed me more than what Rockstar has been doing with GTA. I mean, fucking I've played Mario 64 and thought that was the best game ever. Hell, even super mario world I thought was a truly amazing game that couldn't be topped. As well as Metal Gear, but no. The day I got GTA3 for my Ps2 was the best day ever. I played the fuck out of that game. Because for me back then, kids today don't know it, but for us teens back when GTa3 came out, it was like the first time ever in a videogame that you could hang out and do nothing. Everything single super nintendo game every sega game, every fucking playstation game you had to be moving and fighting or something. But in GTA, there's no time limit, you can do whatever you want and the game was so incredibly huge. Yunno... So that and I bought Vice City back then. Man, I really lived it up in my teen years gotta say. I tried to aquire a lot of cool toys for myself because as a little kid I had NOTHING. My friends had all the cool stuff and I just had shit so when I finally had some kind of money from 5 bucks a day for lunch, I saved every day and got around 30 dollars and went to go buy videogames. I got the Ps2 for christmas and was just always about buying new games etc.

And I played all the good shit that I could get. Now I just basically get games with my own money and shit, from my jobs.

And that's alright with me. I love gaming, if it's worth it, I'll spend the money on it. And this GTA is the BEST GTA we have gotten. I loved San Andreas to death when I got that game and so basically we now have a really supped up San Andreas. That's basically what GTA V is, it's GTa San Andreas but with HD graphics, but goddamn, is it more than that. It's not just this big fucking shitty map with nothing special going on, it's full of fun and yunno, it's like they finally perfected the art of making GTA games with this one. All the flaws from the previous games etc have been polished out. The game is for me, it's kinda like yeah they realize that the people who are going to buy this GTA are people like me, who have been playing the games from day one. So to just have the game feature the same old running around to do missions kinda shit, wouldn't be as interesting. So what they've done is included a bunch of other things to do to make the standard GTA template more fun. Stock market is great. Now I think I understand the stock market because GTA taught me how to use it. Hopefully it's very much the same when I do indeed start buying stocks. I've alreayd earned a lot of money buying stocks and it's great that they put that in.

And now we have a legit GTA Multiplayer online experience. It's like the developers are lookinga t the GTA scene and seeing what modders are doing and just giving us the real deal. Like, this is how I hoped GTA 4 would have done things, but it didn't. GTA 4 took out planes and shit. You can't do that.  I look at GTA 4 as a huge wasted opportunity. Sure they intended to create a game that was essentially not a big bombastic gta game, that would bring it right back down to the roots that it came from, sure, but unfortunately the game became really stale after playing it initially... just fell flat. Nothing to do especially when you can no longer jump in a jet and fly all over the place firing at motherfuckers. Now that's back and it's damn good that it's back. Cuz, if I have to drive across the fucking huge map, I'll lose my mind...

It's a great fucking game and the whole 3 player switching thing is really nice. It's like you're playing 3 different games. Seeing 3 different complex social levels in the gta world. Which is interesting, ya gotta little slice of how life in this world works. Rich people, blacks, hillbilly people all living going around working together to make money and live rich. It's interesting how the complexity of life is captured in the game.

 For me, I like playing as franklin. He's basically me, and I identify with his struggle as a black guy trying to squeeze by in the white world we live in.

Shit is the truth. I mean it's not the end of the world to be a black guy in America, but it's not easy. You'll be trapped in your body and can't get out no matter what you want to do about it. Hell, that's why I live here in this side of the bronx. There's no real substantial white pressence around here. It's prettymuch a black neighborhood and it's not terrible, but it's no where close to the white neighborhoods and what kind of life style they probably live over there...

 Fucking living in disneyland, white people.

Niggas live in fucking shitville.

Nigggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Fuck man. But just saying, GTA V is a great fucking game. I don't have any real problems with it. It's got all the shit you could want in a GTA game so far. I'm only 20% into it and so far so good, it's been a good fucking game. I mean, there's just so much fun to be had playing this one and the little things are what make it great. Just being able to sit and eat potato chips and shit like that. That's what makes this game a masterpiece. That right there is how you make a fucking videogame. Give a nigga some fucking chips.

And that's what's beautiful about playing the game is that you can just enjoy the serious deep levels of detail that they put into the game. Every little thing in the game has been given the finest polish. Seriously. It's like I was just in awe of the detail put into fucking little tiny rocks and bits of crates around the pier.

If there's a flaw it's that they put the game out only on PS3 when we have the PS4 on the horizon. If indeed there's actually more power they can pump out of the system to make things better, maybe it would have been better to toss it on the ps4 instead. But nevermind that, most likely we'll get a big amazing super awesome GTA for the PS4 some time later. As for now, this game looks unbelievable. Every fucking thing is OVERLY detailed in this game. It's like it kinda does itself a disservice being so realistic really. Since the graphics are never going to look photo real, yet everything has the tiniest detail to it. But it sells the immersive quality of the game so that's fine.

Anyway, if you're going to get a game for your Kid, do not get GTA fucking IV, get V. This game is the best GTA game EVER goddammit... It's just perfect. It works, the story is genius. The world is very nicely designed. I gotta say they finally hit the sweat spot. GTa 4's world was shitty because it just didn't have any real like geometry to it that was fun to interact with. It was basically flat and uninteresting. But GTA V's map is full of complex intertwining little passages etc that make it far more fun to play, similar to Just Cause. Certainly that game's map is ridiculous in its scope and size, but GTA V is no slouch, they did a good job creating a similarly vast expansive an just generally huge map that makes you feel like you're in a different world and not a videogame at all.

So get this shit.






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