So there it is. If you know anything about me beyond the massive amount of bullshit I've gotten into after dropping out of college... I'm a HUGE star wars nut. Love the series more than anything in the world. I've been into it since the age of 12. I believe in star wars, and I think it can unite us all under one banner, the idea of creating a society where people are like more or less viewed on the level of their capabilities more than any racial concerns. Although I damn well never will ever think that the world at large will ever embrace black people. Not gonna happen, although when you really think about it, why not? Why can't black people be considered normal regular people on the same level as everybody else? What's honestly wrong with black people? A LOT is wrong with black people. They're not organized, not civilized, not aesthetically pleasing, and generally not as smart as the other races over the course of their life spans, sadly. So when I look at the world and see the way black people are tossed under the bus in this world, I don't even bat an eye, I know why the world works that way. It's not going to change...
So anyway, looking into the potential for this new battlefront they're making. I have the highest hopes for it. I loved battlefront 2 when I got it back in high school. that game was just better then the prequel films. If the effort put into making that game was spent on the prequels, those movies would be lasting classics. I mean really play the single player missions in battlefront 2, it's a genius work of art, the war journals thing that they did for the whole clone trooper parts, brilliant.
So here we are today 2014. New star wars movies on the horizion. I'm here, waiting anxiously for them. I don't know what the fuck kind of movies they're making but I personally hope they're putting everything into those movies because star wars is my life. I love it, it's my crack. I don't care about anything else in this world except star wars, and if they really love star wars, they'll put a fine polish on these new movies like no other movie ever made. I mean you see like how they made lotr, yunno. Those movies were made with just passion and love and geniuses at work crafting masterpieces. The movies aren't perfect but they were trying to be. Yunno, you ever see how some films aren't that great but parts of them come so close you wish every part of the movie was as good as those scenes. Well that's Lotr. I can't believe I lived long enough to witness those film as a teen. And I saw Lotr 1 when it came out, yunno. I was THERE MAN. I was fucking there when the FIRST Lotr movie came out. Sadly, I didn't keep my ticket stub for that shit. DUUUUMMB I just witnessed a classic film in theaters that will go down in history for ALL TIME, and I didn't keep the stub. I'm not going to play around when these new star wars come out. I'm going to keep all my ticket stubs for them bitches. Frame um and everything... Not going to play...
So what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK are they going to do with this new battle front game. They have like a blank check to make this game and they KNOW that it's going to net MILLIONS in dollars for them, so SPARE NO EXPENSE make the best star wars battlefront game EVER.
well I hope the guys making the game read my blog because I played ALL the battlefronts back as a kid. so I know where they can improve things. First of all make the HERO an ELITE player. I mean the thing about the hero in battlefront 1 was that when you heard the words "luke skywalker is on the battle field." You shit your pants. I mean that was the signal, that shit was going to be rough in the game for YOU. Heros in the original batllefront were FUCKING INVISIBLE. you had to strategize to beat those sons of bitches. I put down mines, I did what I could and those guys were TOUGH TO BEAT, but that's what made the game fun. Battlefront 2 comes along and they rightfully made the hero playable this time, but they seriously downgraded his power. I hated playing as a hero and then five minutes into it I'm dead. WTF. I mean it took 5 mines, I remember the number, it took 5 fucking mines to kill a hero in bf 1. Now it takes 1 mine. I hope in the new one they kinda balance it out. When you're playing as a hero you put the fear of GOD into everyone on the map, not like how it is in bf2 where you don't feel that scared, you only feel scared if the guy playing as the hero is a badass and knows how to use him. Otherwise, it's like whatever, not a tough guy to beat. Like I shouldn't even think for a minute that I have a chance in hell against luke skywalker in battlefront 2, but at times playing it, I'm like, yeah all I got to do is shoot him a lot and put a mine down and he's dead.
In the new battlefront what they need to do is make it so that he has an immense amount of health so that it takes forever to kill him. Then we're talkin.
Ugh what else. Make it kinda like battle field imo. When playing battlefield 3, I feel like I'm REALLY in a combat situation, serious yunno. I'm really in the shit and going down with a bunch of troops into a military operation and trying to defeat some fucker. If they can achieve that level of realism with fucking star wars game, that would be cool.
One aspect I think would be cool to put in would actual real light saber combat mechanics. After playing battlefront 2 forever, people decided to create dueling clubs for light saber duels. And that's great but the game doesn't have a dueling system. When you fight you basically hold the block button until you get a chance to defend yourself. If it actually had some kind of dueling fighting system that'd make it so much more awesome. Imagine, your in the middle of a battle and your a jedi and there's a sith there and you two go at it and duel amidst the gun fire and smoke and bombs, would be badass.
So of course I know they're going to simply make an ordinary big impressive star wars shooter game, but this is star wars, you have to put in light saber fighting capabilities or it just won't work.
I'd love to see some better space ship battle capabilities in this one. what do I mean by better? Well I played the space portion of the game and it just doesn't feel like star wars. It feels like star trek. It has to have that star wars feel. Very old school fx kinda thing if they can put that in, cockpit views which is a staple of the films. ynno. Make fucking feel like you're in a star wars film and not the new star trek movies perhaps.
How about we fly the millenium falcon into battle at some point. Let's have an entire space battle for something more meaningful than the shit they had in bf2. Capture flags, fucking meaningless crap. I mean have it be like the movies, you have to shoot the death star port. You have to blow something up and it'll open a hole for the troops to get in and then you have access to defeat the thing, and have actual heros in the space battles too. Have like darth vader in a space ship and he's got the elite class space ship and you fear having to deal with him. Oh and much much much better dog fighting cpaabilties would be awesome. I mean like they give you the chance to do flips and shit for a little while to dodge missles, but that typically doesn't really work and you get blown to shit anyway. I say make it so that you fucking like do lots of complex maneuvers all day instead of having some kind of stamina bar for it. It's a machine, it doesn't need to recharge to do flips. An actual jet fighter can do evasive maneuvers all day, how does an advanced super star fighter have limits on that, I don't even begin to know...
Make it SEXY. I want to see some ASS AND TITTIES all over the battlefront game. When I think star wars, I think about how sexual the movies are. They're very very sexual movies. If there's one thing I've learned as a black guy about white people it's that they WORSHIP sex. Every movie by white people is about sex, ALL OF THEM. You will not come across ONE film thoughout history that doesn't feature sexuality in some degree.
Let us play as slave fucking leia. Yunno. I want to see my girl Carrie Fisher looking HOT as shit, none of that fucking bullshit princess garb she always sports. Bikini baby. Looking GOOD. As a kid, I loved carrie fisher. I still love her, it's just that not really looking at her anymore sexually, but I had the princess leia poster on my wall, I looked longingly at her body. I memorized every curve. I yunno dreamed of one day rubbing her ass. And of course like every star wars nerd, I replayed the slave leia scenes again and again so that I could hopefully catch a glimpse of that ass of hers that she had. I mean goddamn what a female. Love tough white girls. She's the toughest there is. Fucking Natalie portman sadly is a little shit stain compared to Carrie Fisher. I was dissapointed as hell with her perfomance as fucking padme. She was just stiff as a board throughout that whole fucking film and just sucked. Everybody sucked in those films. No body loved what they were doing or put any kind of serious passion into their perforamnce. They just slept rhough the movies and that killed everyting in the end. Really, you can't do that. I don't care if you think youre above star wars, people are paying money to see this shit you have to give it your all or go home. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU if you think you can get away with giving a shitty performance in a star wars movie. FUCK YOU!!
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