I'm so done with masterbation

Ok. I'm 23 now, soon to be an airman. i promised myself I'd quit if I got in. I got in, and I'm quitting. I'm starting a new life now. I started masterbating at 14. So it's been 9 years now. At first I just thougt I wet the bed, then I discovered later on that it was like this drug I needed to have so I did it as much as I could, then went back to videogames or whatever I used to do. At around 17 things changed, man. I couldn't do it like I used to, not at the same frequency anyway, but I still enjoyed it. Then I grew older and it began to be painful to do it. I started researching online about it to figure out what went wrong. College was even harder because I had all these sex urges but didn't know what to do with them. So I dropped out and decided I'd take care of this problem. 3 years later, and the problem isn't fixed. I have no answer. I've tried to stop cold turkey, went 21 days without it straight, then got a glimpse of some titty and went to town. I'm currently at a point where I'm hating women and how they have it so easy now, since they can get sex whenever they want just by bending over. I read online too about people my age who are going crazy because they've tried and tried to find a girlfriend but just can't. I've been out of reality for a while, right, so I go to work after struggling to find a job all through 2008 and I discover people younger than me who've gone and had girlfriends and are bored with that side of life already, and so they're putting me down because of it. It's bad to be me right now. The shitty thing about being a 23 year old virgin is that you're expected to be a grown ass adult who's playing the adult role by now, job, sex life, taxes, talks politics, votes. I think that's all good stuff, but can I please get over my teenage angst over sex yet first? Yeah my sister's right. I'm better off starting college over from scratch and getting with a fresh out of highschool 18 year old girl who's not knowing shit either about sex or real life issues, lord knows I see tons of them on the subway and have no idea what their ages are so I can't really pursue or get into trouble with the law. It's rough, internet. I'll be in the military though with tons of girlies my age so whatever. they're into a first timer I hope...