Monday, December 21, 2009

FUCK DEVIN AT CHUD

H A HA HAHA, devin on chud is getting lynched now because he thought avatar was a decent movie, not a masterpiece. Welcome to my world buddy... It IS a masterpiece, made by a man who's been through EVERY SINGLE kind of hurddle an artist can go through while making a movie. You can't read a book and then BOOM you can make great movies. Not gonna work. You have to earn your stripes. James Cameron's a fucking general, I don't even know which kind, maybe all of them, by now. I know that don't matter some asshole kid, but we men function through the chain of command and you have to respect a man who's been through it all and can still craft a masterpiece after already peaking with titanic. Jesus what does cameron smoke, cuz it's some good shit to have dreamt up avatar. I'm no stranger to science fiction movies and books. Avatar is planet of the apes done RIGHT. Really go watch the stupid burton version, this was what burton was TRYING to do but failed. Remarkable... And it has layers. I watch the bootleg and I'm catching shit I didn't see before. Hell even terminator Salvation doesn't even deserve to wipe avatar's ass. And that movie was trying so hard to be a james cameron film. It's embarrassed completely by the master at work. I know I'm sucking Cameron's dick but it's a fucking great movie so it's deserved you know...

Goddamn cinema's getting good again. I thought after the star wars prequels movies were just going to become routine hit or miss things again and not necessarily great historical passion projects from the titans in the industry. But nope. Superman returns was huge, then came Rocky Balboa, then came Rambo, then Batman ownt all of them with some help from ledger, then star trek returned well enough for my tastes though I would have made a deeper more challenging film like avatar.

What next... Harry potter looks to be the last great big franchise film.

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