Pregnancy in the military

WEll well well, look at this. I know cnn's not the best news source for unfiltered uncensored honest news, but this report on pregnancy in the military is very interesting. Having been so close to truly becoming part of the military I can confidently say it's a male dominated industry, corporation, whatever. Men run it from top to bottom and women who are in there are treated like queens because they do make babies, a lot of them, so it makes sense.

I was there squatting in the grass with some female recruits, holding my fake gun. And going through the obstacle course too with a bunch of females. Thinking back, I really did go through some hell to try to become an airman. I don't even feel like I left and I know for sure they're keeping someone watching me just in case I go bananas and start talking about it too much. I saw nothing top secret but yeah if i tell about the military maybe some terrorist will use me against them or something... twas the funnest time and the worst time really.. what can i say.

The military is serious because yeah if one little hair is out of place, you can kill a 100 of your own guys. That's why this pregnancy thing is hilarious and even more hilarious that it's major news. OF COURSE women are getting pregnant in the mil. YOU got to be kidding me with having girls deployed alongside boys. The other guys down there I can understand being in the shit with, I actually grew a bond to them in a brotherly way. But the girls, especially the hot ones? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL OOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE. I wanted to rape every single one of them every waking second! How the hell do they expect me to concentrate on my job when there's this super model walking around. Ridiculous.

But that's it isn't it. They want you to be so focused on the mission, nothing stops you from finishing it. That's why they had me getting trained for capture and torture, because yeah you got to have that much balls in the mil. I got the balls, nearly died before even getting in the mil, but I'm just kind of reeeeeeeeeeeeeally horny and don't want to die without getting fucked, ok.

So I understand. i just don't get why the military even let this news out. They really DO have top secret levels of intel that if gotten out would compromise their mission successes. This is about the nation's children and they're letting themselves look like bumbling baffoons in front of everyone, Dear Jesus.