Friday, December 26, 2014

Indian Jones 4

Well what have I been up to recently for anyone who cares and I doubt anyone seriously does. There's much more things that are deserving of attention than my little quirks and shit.

Ugh primarily the Indiana Jones 4 that's been on my mind recently. I've been kicking my self in the ass for not saving the ticket stubs I've gotten from countless classic movie experiences. I bought tickets for all 3 star wars and lotr movies and never kept one fucking stub. I saw the matrix and xmen upon first release and never kept a stub. Now the fucking actors are thankfully still making xmen movies but they're thinking about putting down the claws and moving on and indeed they should. I think xmen is really done now. I never fucking thought as a teen watching wolverine in live action for the first time that fucking I'd see him going through time and all the crazy shit we now have going on in the x universe. Now supposedly they'll be facing Apocolypse on screen. WTF... It's like we've abandoned everything the original movie set up and now we're basically making the comic as is on screen now. No more realism or any attempts at serious drama.

Yunno, and it's like I'm too old to still be watching the xmen cast making these movies. It's as if they got together and made another spiderman featuring tobey and crew as if we were all back in the early 2000s. That time period was amazing to be in I can tell you. To be a teen looking forward to the first live action spiderman ever was a true blast for me. I was just going ape shit over every little bit of new pics and stuff and of course was blown off my ass by the trailer when that fucker hit. Now it's like, what a waste of time. Those spiderman movies are garbage.

They spent so much money, those movies just suck though. So of course as is the trend these days, reboot the bitch and forget we ever made those fucking shitty movies before.

And here we go again although it's hard for me to be as interested anymore in spiderman as I was a teen. I' 28 man, I'm fucking smacking away to porn all day, sadly. I should be slammin my dick into some girl's ass and enjoying myself not fucking looking forward to spiderman and star wars and shit.

I mean I'm so still got that gleeful enthusiasm for the new star wars movies and new batman and superman and spiderman moveis that are no doubt on teh horizon and I will indeed keep all the stubs this time.That's one fucking thing I figured out about life is that ya got to keep these fucking stubs now, not just toss em out.

And that's what I'm gona do now, every big super amazing movie that come along I'm going to keep the stub and one day have a fucking book full of old stubs maybe when I get old or some shit.

But damn Indiaana jones 4. I was thinkign should I have kept the stub for that pile of shit. And ultimately I conclude that even if I kept the stub, I'd burn it.

I want to honestly forget they made that movie. My eyes burn watching fucking shia labeof as indana jone's son and shit.

Ya kiddin me right? Just like I predicted, Shia labeof is not going to even be a hair of the ass of the goddamn TITAN of a man that is HArrison Ford. Shia will be the poster boy for the current generation of faggy back street boy pussy ass metrosexual white kid generation we have now. But he's not going to be taken seriously as a monumental actor who's going to ascend to great heights as a performer.

He's going to be as his looks fade, and he's not even a good looking guy. He's like fucking Fred Savage. Does anyone think the actor from boy meets world is going to go down in history as some sort of great actor. No, it's a shock to me really to see him come back to play corey after I lived so many years of my childhood watching him play that charactet. To be 28 and sitting here in my old room and STILL seeing Corey and Topanga on TV is just WHAT THE FUCK to me.

You got to realize I'm not today's kids. Today's kids see girl meets world and they think it's the first of its kind, it's so amazing an new. I've watched HUNDREDS of episodes of boy meets world. I seriously remember so much about that fucking show from when I was little. That to see the new shit, just doesn't make a dent in the original shit that I used to watch and feel a sense of familiarity to. I loved just getting lost in the world of boy meets world as a kid. It was like felt right felt like this was the 90s we were all in and having a good time living in. And it was about a boy kinda like a live action version of doug pretty much really. Here ya got this goofy dork white kid going through life and trying get through school etc.

So I always thought it's basically a live action doug pretty much.

I mean shit, what the hell is this girl on girl meets world compared to corey. Honestly. Corey was a interesting guy. The reason they cast Fred as Corey was because he was PERFECT for the role. I mean you got a guy who's really embodying the goofy quality of a typical 90s white kid who's not the popular guy or the smartest but he's not a bad kid, kinda thing. But his daughter going to be intersting as a character or is the sole purpose behind Girl meets world to simply bring back Coreyt and Topanga and follow their lives after Boy meets world ended. And of course bring back lots of the old cast to see what they're up to as well.

I do indeed want to see the old cast and feel like I'm still a 11 year old watching Corey and his friend have adventures. Hell I'd love it if they made Good Burger 2 or some shit. Or make a fucking Animorphs movie with the guy playing Iceman back as his old character. Wouldn't hurt. Ya gotta realize I got a lot of connection to a lot of old school Nick shows and ABC sitcoms from back in the 90s. I lived and breathed so much of it.

Sucks to get older and now indeed in my mind life is upside down. I don't think today's kids are enjoying the same level of awesome shows that I had back then. Sure they're into tmnt and power rangers but fuck, I had A LOT of badass shows to enjoy as a kid. Swat Kats, DBZ back when that shit was fresh and new not like today, Jonny Quest, reboot, Sonic SATAM back when they actually made good version of sonic before they decided to rape us all with Sonic Adventure. Who can forget Real Ghostbusters. TMNT although looking back I don't know why I loved watching that pile of shit show. It was horrible.

But hell even Shitty Sailor Moon is ten times better than today's tv shows. I hope they get off their ass and make a live action Sailor moon some goddamn day. Long overdue. I mean warts and all I'll always hold DBE dear to my heart simply because it exist. It's horrible, but it's a part of my soul as weird as that sounds. I grew up basking in films like it. He-man, super mario bros, street fighter. To actually sit and watch them make a SHITTY adapation of badass cool source material for the first time in my life was actually great fun. I was never there when they made Street fighter. Lord knows how they could have improved that travesty of a film if fans had any say about it. But there was no internet. I mean to be on a forum full of DBZ fans and watching them make the movie and seeing all the pieces come together I'll always cherish that experience. It was amazing to hang with all the db fanatics and hope the movie would be good, and then I actually go and see the movie. I really went to manhattan to watch the movie in theaters and was just fucked in the ass by the whole damn thing. Should have kept the stub though. Despite it being shitty, it's the only DBZ movie ever going to exist, to have the stub for it would probably be valuable...




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