Wednesday, December 24, 2014

thoughts on dream cast

GOddamn I mean here I am today still playing dream cast. Got it back around the early days of xplay for anyone who remembers the initial days of tech tv before they lost their fucking minds and turned it into this horrible backwards version that it is now, G4 or whatever. To be a teen fucker again, i tell ya.

Not really, I mean I kinda have a love hate relationship with aging. I do indeed want to be young again, but overall being my age now isn't the end of the universe. I still jack off all the same and I still want to get laid same as I was back at 15, just I'm way over the hump in terms of having waited for the magical day when you lose your virginity and grow up.

Way past...

Nothing I can fucking do about it brother... just gotta keep on jackin it and jackin it until some bitch finally gives me a chance.

So I'm still playing my old dream cast to this fucking day yall. How pathetic is that. But I got to give Sega its due, the dream cast is an amazing system, certainly still fun to play and the thing about it is that it truly was intended to be a serious competitor against the ps2 before SONY fucking CRUSHED the shit out of the Dream cast in sales.

That and the nintendo Game cube. With those two beasts of a gaming system hanging around, the dream cast didn't stand a chance back in those days although it was initially doing very well even to the point where the crew behind xplay were contemplating it lasting a very long time.

Wrong, fucking assloads of wrong those guys were...

How am I still playing dream cast? Well I figured out how to burn my own games now. I know boo hiss, it's illegal dude, certainly but the fucking dream cast is dead yunno. It's not like I'm burning games that are in stores today and I could buy them.

If Sega was smart they'd make a few easy dollars re-releasing their whole collection of games on digital download for people who missed out on the good ol days of the dream cast before it died.

 Playing Star wars Episode 1: Racer a game I rented back around when I as like ucking 15 or whatever age. Now I'm actually playing the shit hard core to get through the hard levels and beat the game and it's a lot more complex a game than I remember it being. I must have only played a few tracks and upgraded the pod only so much before having to take it back to blockbuster. This game is a game meant to be played for months, not a weeks. 

they really worked hard on creating a serious racing game that while fun is goddamn ridiculously hard at times. It's like I'm stuck on this track that most every review for the game says is totally ridiculous in difficulty and I agree. They made the track to be impossible to win without some super pod racer with perfect brakes or some shit.

I just can't beat the track no matter how many times I go through it. It's a beast. I'll keep trying though.

Looking to finally get Shenmue 2. I got and played and beat shenmue 1 back in the old days when that bitch came out.

Some kid was selling dream cast games at school so I bought a ton from him or did I rent shenmue? I rented it if I recall. I rented everything, was never a guy who had money to buy games, rented ton of them though when I got the chance.

Now i'm going to burn tons of dream cast games and maybe hand my system off to my nieces and nephew for them to play with it. They'll probably get a kick out of the old dream cast same way I loved playing old games as a kid. I'm a computer gaming nut from childhood. I played fucking TONK on the commodore 64 if that tells you anything about me.

I hate how I'm always labelled and treated as if I'm this homeless black guy in the subway who's retarded as hell. No I'm a nerdy kid from the 90s who's never touched a girl in his life, that's who I am.

I'm 28 and playing star wars racer on the fucking dream cast, how sad and retarded is that shit... really, think about it...

I'm not doing this:


I'm doing THIS:




YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

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