Thursday, December 4, 2014

Terminator Nintendo Thoughts

Wow. I got to say this whole midlife crisis sequel thing is getting out of hand. I mean yeah I'm excited for this movie but I was THERE when they made T3 and was jacking off all day to that movie too. Here I am AGAIN looking forward to another Terminator starring an old wrinkly version of the terminator? At least in T3 Arnold hit the Gym with everything he had left so he could some how some way pass himself off as the Terminator, Now they're saying FUCK IT and just going with Old Elderly Terminator and trying to make some ass fucking sense of that shit.

Might as well bring Michael Bein back at his age now and pass him off as Kyle Reese while they're at it or Hamilton. This is just stupid.

I'd have preferred they not brought arnold back honestly to play Old Terminator or whatever he's going to be called. Just cast the Rock as the new terminator and be done with it for fuck's sake\...

I want to stuff my Dick down that girl's throat in the trailer though. She's hot as fuck. Probably loves black dick, she's one of those freaky white girls...

Yeah intrigued but I'm a 90s kid, what that means is that I've seen shitty sequels all my life. This honestly looks like a really shitty fan movie overall, not a legit terminator movie. But still I'm crazy enough to care about terminator still as I goddamn become a old fucking man in life... so here we go again.

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