Life is good, it really is. I mean I lived long and prospered and thought star wars was done with the prequels. I really did. But now I have a reason to live as pathetic as that sounds. I LOVE star wars. I hope JJ and crew know what the fuck they are doing. I'm just going to sit back and watch the movie and not try to get embroiled in the hoopla that is no doubt being stirred up online at all the star wars forums. I'm SO DONE discussing star wars online. I'm like an old professor who's got his tenure in regards to online star wars discussion, I've discussed EVERYTHING ABOUT THE THE MOVIES upside down sideways, backwards and forwards. I know WHO is hanging out at star wars boards, KIDS, I know how sad it is that there will be some guy in his 50s taking shots at them as they try to innocently say "Oh my favorite jedi is Anakin." or something. I've been there. I was 15 and I made a few threads about such and such that I didn't like in the movies and some guy with his Ivy league education tore me to shreds at 15. Welcome to the internet, kid.
But I'm not emo about it. I'm still here, still moving forward in life, still muscular, still got my looks. What's the downside to my lfie?
I will indeed at some point be slicking my dick into the butt-hole of a good looking girl, I have no doubt of that. So really go ahead and talk shit about me, I'll just be deep inside of a girl's ass and not giving a damn about what you have to say.
So here we are, living life and JJ Abrams is making a star wars film featuring the original cast and crew from star wars. Lucas is still alive, John Willimas is still alive. I dare say these star wars movies will be BETTER than the original trilogy and prequels. I know how outrageous that sounds. But I contend that if indeed lucas and Williams were not living and breathing today, there'd be a serious lack of talent to input on the films. But the fact that living legends in film are still around and they're making new star wars without lucas in the director chair, Abrams is a legitimately good well trained director who has a passion for star wars, there's no doubt this movie is going to be a billion times better than the prequels could ever hope to be. That's my opinoin. No that's my fact.
I'm not saying Abrams is going to make better movies than the OT, thtat's damn near impossible. It's like yeah these are going to be sequels to the originals but usually when you make a sequel it features the original cast coming back and performing some more. But the thing is this is a sequel to a movie made fucking 40 years ago almost. So really half the original cast is dead. Alec Guenness cannot come back to play Obiwan in these movies and how exactly is that going to be explained I wonder. Yunno? We will see Yoda's ghost most likely at some point, but how the hell are they going to eplain how obiwan doesn't show up at any point, or hell maybe very smartlly JJ won't bring in the ghosts aspect of things into these movies. It's just weird fucking shit.
In a perfect world. I'd have jj maybe somehow wipe the prequels from existence. THose movies are utterly horrid. Yunno put in a line sayhing, there are parallel star wars universes and maybe things are like sliders in star wars and none of the prequels actually happened in the primary story line. That would be wonderful goddamit. Really if they say oh yeah the prequels took place in a paralllel universe. That's all. The original story of how anakin turned to the dark side is totally different than what were were given.
Yeah, just saying. I'm not a fan of the prequels anymore. My little 12 year old kid brain was all about the star wars prequels. I was SOOOOO thinking that Lucas knew what the FUCK he was doing with those movies. I was like, Yeah this movie kinda sucked but he'll get it better with the next one. WRONG. I don't care if Lucas thinks he can do whatever he wants and get away with it, it doesn't work that way, dude. Star Wars is like the bible man, you can't just make SHIT out of the bible. You have to give it respect and love and tender care. Treat it like God's words, as was intended. Fuck you George Lucas. Hopefully JJ's goingt give us the star was we all deserve.
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