My life long diet plan

I've lived a long life, some of it good, movies cartoons tgif, A LOT of it bad, bullies at school, school in general... internet.

I never thought as a kid I'd one day be having the military hunting me down. I honestly don't like it and wish I'd gone down a different path in life, but I'm never that lucky and am not surprised. Just another of many of life's stupid shits I have to deal with. You ask me what life's all about what's the meaning of it all, then when you get no answer, you freak out and shit? That's what we all have to live with, not knowing the answer "why." Don't put that on my shoulders...

Anyway, like always when life gets me down, I find something, anything, to make me feel a little better about being dragged into this world.

First it was porn and girls. Out of all the crap life piles on you, you can always say there's tits to enjoy right?

But that's not all. I now know how to get my fat ass in shape!!!! I NEVER thought I'd be able to do it. And believe me I tried.

I'm a fighter, like Rocky Balboa. Always have been. I REALLY identified with those films as a kid and still do to this day, but BOY was I off target with my training regimine or what.

I'd do everything, lift weights, run, fucking punch the couch, you name it I did it to get my body cut like Rocky's.

Not a damn difference was made after all that hard work. Turns out all my life if I just ate differently I'd have gotten FUCKING RIPPED to shreds like I intended.

Fucked up that I have to get my body ripped NOW at 27, but whatever. I WILL get ripped I have to.

I'm going to shoot a scene for the static trailer with my shirt off, so I have to be muscular as fuck for that.

So it's not for just no reason. If I look fucking shredded, it'll work out better because it's an intense scene and shit..... It's like in mortal kombat when Lui kang powers up at the end.

Gotta give the 90s a lot of credit, they made movies with fucking brass balls for boys to enjoy back then.

I don't like the young douche back black kids I meet a lot, they're idiots, but boy did I have way better MANLY fucking movies in  my time than they do.

Mortal Kombat, Mario Bros, Meteor Man, Blankman, Batman, Back to the future, all spielberg's 90s movies really (boys being boys and having adventures and fucking girls all over the world.)

What the SHIT happened to those movies?

I am who I am today because of them honestly. I'd get lost in a badass movie like mortal kombat or ninja turtles as a kid and it made me want to get fucking ripped and hit the gym and become like rocky etc.

That's GOOD. Boys should discipline themselves with fitness. In fact that's all I've ever been, personality wise, a guy who's really into fitness and movies about the subject.

That means a lot to me really. I love shit about a guy who improves himself through fitness and goes and kicks ass. When I look back on my childhood, those movies were the biggest thing to me...



Anyway, It's a done deal. I'm going to ingest purely protein from now on, and drink plenty of water. I experimented today with whether combining protein and water would increase fat loss, like NOBODY'S BUSINESS I was pissing like mad today and draining fat. Going to slim down in no time now.... You bet your ass....

I'm extremely excited now about this shit because I've NEVER known how to drop pounds until now. It's so bad being me, you go through life with no education on anything, and then you end up 27 in a world where no one frankly gives a damn if you live or die....

I'm going to live, you fucks. I'm going to fucking LIVE.