Yogurt only diet

Going to try this out, see how it works.

Here's the deal. When you do a water diet, it shuts down your digestive system. So one of the perks is that you don't have to take a shit anymore. Which is great...

Fucked up diet though, makes you feel like complete shit the whole time.

So I figure if I eat yogurt, I'll get plenty of nutrients, and still won't have to take a shit since Yogurt's just going to melt in your stomach and become a liquid and come out as piss.

This has got to work...