The depths I must descend to

Here we go. I think to myself, I'm very glad that I discovered how to lose weight now. It's been a concern. You get older and you say, well nothing I can do about it, I'm just going to get fatter. But it's not like that, it's just YOU being dumb.

You have all kinds of options available to you to fix what's wrong with your body.

It's not over just because you get to 27.

Hardly. I think if I push this thing to the extreme and diet for months, I'll eventually get down to 130 pounds.

Which will be grand. I look in the mirror and it's great, despite being fucking 27, my face is cut, like I've NEVER HAD IT before in my life.

What a joke, you go through years of eating sugary crap and then only now discover how to slim down.

I implore you all out there to join in and partake in ketosis. Every single olympic athlete does it. Every celebrity you see who is nice and slim does it. All people who look nice and aren't fat are in a state of ketosis.

Goddamn, what a brilliant thing to discover. And most important is Michael Jackson. I always wondered why he was so fucking thin. HE DID THAT TO HIMSELF.

It's not because he's some freak of nature. He just ate very carefully and his body prettymuch burned every ounce of fat on it for fuel.

 I mean I watch porn all day prettymuch. It's my life. Used to be I'd watch tv all day and read and play videogames, but now that I got this endless amount of semen being produced by my balls, it's hard to relax and concentrate your mind on anything else but ass.

Which I don't really mind. It's a hell of a thing to discover in life but grown men and women prettymuch live a life of constant addiction to sex. It's striking really. You deal with so much BULLSHIT from kids in grade school then all you end up becoming later in life is this sex crazed lunatic.

It's insanity...

I personally think to myself, embrace it. Don't worry about the complex bullshit of what is or isn't right or wrong. just fuck and not worry about anything.

If I had it my way, goddamn I'd have every hot girl just walk around naked all day. We'd have world peace in like no time...