What a damn retarded thing sexuality is. I need to buy a whole new laptop, preferrably a cheap but really suped up one like they make now. Used to be, back in the good ol days, laptops cost upwards of 2000 dollars and you got maybe 5 gigs of hardrive space and windows 98, and omg it was HUGE. bUT NOW they're like mine which I'm using right now, slim, long battery life, built in microphone, keyboard light, all sorts of little additions which makes computing easier, oh and 65gigs for all your porn collecting needs. My sister gave me this as a hand-me-down present for landing that airport job. She treats me like a dog for her own amusement. YAY! ISN'T LIFE FUN!
But I broke it. The speaker must have a wire loose because the sound sputters on and off from time to time, and the casing is cracked from when I dropped it. She's a tough laptop, I'll giver her that, but she's not that tough. Went off to rite aid and bought some monkey glue to patch her up and now the casing's good as new. I like monkey glue more than epoxy which is the preferred glue for fixing computer casings because the stuff doesn't require mixing and really is extremely durable similar to epoxy. If any kids are reading, ask your parents for monkey glue if you break anything that's plastic, don't bother with super glue or epoxy, not as good.
I used some on my sunglasses too since I broke one of the legs or whatever it's called for the glasses.
Anyway I relapsed again. Shot my load like 5 times today it's been that fucked up. I feel like I'm dying without shooting a spot of sperm and on top of that, no one gives a shit about me. Sex is supposed to be glorious, not torture. I remember when I started puberty, I couldn't wait to get the fuck away from school so I could masturbate. now I wish I never started.
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