I believe in the Jedi religion. I've studied star wars all my life, the philosophy, the depth in which one must devote himself to the discipline of being a Jedi. How you have to have true faith in the Force etc.
So yeah, I'm of the opinion that I am a Jedi or an aspiring one.
What does that mean? I devote myself to using my power only for defense, not attack. I defend people, be a hero.
I avoid the dark side as much as possible.
And ultimately not get a girlfriend.
It's funny. I'm at work and I tell a guy I have no intention of having children. The dude's being an ass and is all like "good" ha ha haha lol, but no I don't want kids because I'm a Jedi and a Jedi can't have children.
It's a hard life. I'm training my body every day to develop my Jedi powers to their peak. I have a few special moves that I can do. I can do a front flip when I call upon the force to give me strength. I can sort of predict the future based on a kind of special sense of things etc. What else... I can do the Jedi super run too where I can quickly sprint across a short distance. And when playing basketball, if I reeeeally use the force, I can make anything happen on the court. But its all about having that faith man...
You may not believe what I believe but I am a Jedi, there's no changing that.
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
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