The truth about food consumption

I've discovered something remarkable. Something I think everyone should be made aware of...

You don't have to eat every day.

Right now my body is in a state called Ketosis. It's operating solely on fat stores for fuel.

I plan to stay like this for a couple weeks, then maybe get a salad to eat on saturday.

I think that's the way the body is supposed to work, but people haven't been educated in this stuff. Believe it or not, back in cave man times or whenever, we didn't have a supermarket or mcdonalds. People went weeks without a scrap to eat if necessary.

I was at the basketball court and my eyes couldn't believe what I saw, this woman with giant fat filled ass and legs. Black woman, mind you... something I'm getting way too aware of, black people generally are fatter and unhealthy looking than all the other races. But Good God, she was waddling across the court barely able to drag her body along. Why would you live your life like that?

You only got one. Make it GOOD, before it's over. Well anyway, I plan to stay like this until I really shed the pounds and get back to my original fit slim state that I always was as a kid. That's the greatest benefit to me, to return to who I used to be. I was slim, smart, cool dude. Now I'm pudgy, older, fucked up 20something.

A lot of people say the same about Lohan. I don't get the internet honestly. You're going to bag on a white girl like that? Just because she got a little older and doesn't have that hot young ripe teenage body anymore, you're going to shit all over her looks? I'd hit that in a new york minute, bitch...

edit: I think I might have been wrong on this. I'm studying the ketogenic diet more thoroughly and from what I'm reading the best method is to consume plenty of protein per day in order to burn off fat. So yeah, it's really all about eating the proper food than completely eliminating it.