Billy Crystal

Wanted to show you all this. This man is my idol. Grew up watching his movies and admiring him generally as a person. I'm who I am I think because of him. It was City Slickers that really ignited my interest in films as a medium through which one can escape reality and go on grand adventures. I remember it well. I was maybe 8 or 9 and the movie was on, and I was totally entranced by it. I immediately started wearing mets hats after that to be more like him. I think we're the same except he's white and I'm not, but whatever. I like how he's always looking on the bright side of things, like spiderman.


Watching the movie now as an old man, notice shit that I didn't before. Wow he full on fucks his wife in the movie. Didn't notice that before... Goddamn, there it is. He just slams her in there. Very nice. I'm noticing this stuff more and more now, a lot of movies I used to watch and think little of as a kid, are FULL of sexual content. Hell, all star wars is about is a dick shooting semen into a vagina. Really think about it and that's what you'll get...

Wow, life is a trip, boy... you go along thinking things are one way, then you're just fucking flying wrong in the end.

Well anyway, I'm getting into health and fitness because I'm fat and I want to slim down and look sexy for the white girls out there. I notice that in Slickers Crystal is in shape. Low body fat, he almost looks like a 20something in a lot of shots. It's remarkable what keeping in shape can do. Look at the dude in the film. He's a picture of staying healthy around middle age. If I have it my way, I'll look like that by 40 and people will think I'm hell of a lot younger. My question is how'd he do it.... salads, ketogenic diet. He must have known how to slim down. Makes me hopeful for hamill in Star Wars 7.

If he goes on a ketogenic diet or even harder core, water only diet for several months, he'll slim down to look decent enough to play Luke one last time. It's going to be crazy hard, but if you're gonna go out in life, go out with a BANG in my opinion.