Oh crap

My Sarg called me today and invited me to participate in the Puerto Rican Day parade. Oh what the hell am I thinking... I don't know anything about puerto rico! I've got nothing to do with spanish people. Oh well, maybe there will be food. I'm going to be marching with other airforce recruits or something I guess, in front of millions of people... How'd it get to this? Sigh... Hey look on the bright side, it's not like I'm storming the beaches of normandy... Seriously if I can't take being at a parade, I have no place in the military.

And maybe I'll see that hot chick I saw from my last dep meeting there. She's so damn cute... kinda looked lesbo though, whatever. I'm thinking of her little bubble butt every time I do the deed. tee hee. oh yeah.