Why me

Ouch ouch ouch. I was running on the treadmill today and I blacked out from exhaustion for like a second and I fell on my ass because of it. That could have been bad... Luckily I just scraped my knee and that's all it was... I think "that's life man, shit happens..." But I hate being the center of attention especially for shit like that. God punishes me I guess for my wrongs in the past, what else can it be? Is it because I'm more hateful towards women now? What? They started it, big guy... Oy... I'm not going down though, just going to get back on the horse, that's the way to do it, ya know...

I hope to myself sometimes that I'm just in that part of life before things get RRRRRRRREALLY good and you hit your prime and get to go to the beach with sexy ladies and stuff and enjoy yourself for once... I hope...